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The Cornfield Chronicles

by SIAFU

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1.
Corndick Cockshucker 02:25
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lost in a corn maze can't find the exit taken by a twisted fuck and he has a corndick dragged to a shack at the center of the fields he pulls down his pants - corndick revealed corndick cockshucker penis peeling motherfucker flays the flesh from my dick cock of corn on the cob he has torn the skin off of my prick ah! dumb willing teens are my victims butter up my dick before I stick them kernels penetrate deep within you're bleeding from your cock 'cause it has no skin
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Harvest Moon Hex Sex 01:31
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the calender's conclusion signals seasonal alignment ritual demands that we complete our dark assignment select a virgin daughter fit to satisfy our spell transaction with the field beast of the harvest hells prepare her presentation to the agent of our masters direct the sexual sacrifice with black magic casters bind her to the throne deep in the forbidden fields a pact with gods of corn to ensure plentiful yields
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Crop Circle Jerk 02:03
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perched on my porch alone at night drinking hard liquor and smoking on a sply suddenly something gleams far out of sight flashing in the fields a ghastly piercing light flashlight in hand I stumble down from my porch shambling towards the flashing light intent to find the source pacing through the crops and into the unknown the light is getting brighter and I must be getting close crop circle jerk arrive at the beacon and it's worse than I was fearing ten tall aliens jerking off at the center of the clearing groaning in a cryptic tongue and cumming on the crops jizzing in florescent shades and grasping slimy cocks I behold in disgust their vile celebration speechlessly witnessing unearthly masturbation just as I attempt to leave on stares me in the eyes he signals his companions and I run for me life
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Semen Seed Splice 03:26
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atomic bombardment batters the land killing off what's left of nature and man blistered earth lifeless forsaken and scorned all that survives are the fields of corn invasive crop spreads across the landscape fields expand and begin to reshape global habitats evolve and reform planet populated purely by corn left in the world but one human being deep underground with his tools and machines irreversible operations on his dick genetic experiments makes his cum thick semen seed sliced with the cornfield DNA genes designed to fertilize human decay he penetrates the soil, ejaculates inside it skeletons awaken: humanoid corn hybrid
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Everclear Shitsmear 01:44
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getting drunk on the stuff that fucks you up taking shots drinking fun 'till I throw up homemade hooch hits the spot drink 'till I get a blood clot clear elixir problem fixer drink up the moonshine motherfucker get mine an 80-proof high while smoking on a sply too drunk to care to high to try drink hard liquor 'till the day I die wild booze made from wild rye everclear shitsmear
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Tractorgasm 02:19
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sinister concoction of cum and gasoline fuels the fornication as I'm fucking my machine semen drenched steel crumbles and corrodes penetrate the engine and spill my sour load return to my old tractor and wipe off last season's crust insert my calloused cockmeat and grind into the rust feel metal cutting to the bone with every thrust sating my obsession for tractorgasmic lust
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Scarecrow Sexdoll 01:23
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awake late at night sneaking off to the fields through thickets and corncrop a scarecrow revealed cumstained clothes stuffed tight with hey is for horny cornfolk an arousing display scarecrow sexdoll fucking a dry hole frisky field fun coarse crop cunt unlubricated sex with a scarecrow bitch pounding penetration makes my cockskin itch fervently thrusting a scarecrow slut the friction builds and I bust a nut
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Corndick Cockshucker II: Corndick Returns... 03:06
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awaken in the corndick cockshucker's shack at the center of the maze of corn red raw erection spraying blood from the veins where skin was torn the doorway fills with his haunting silhouette as I'm scrabbling in the corn to escape corncock poised ready to strike and exact his ritual rape if their hiding in the maze he'll detect them slide his cock in their rectums collect their cockskins for his treature his cold corndick feels no pleasure

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released February 20, 2013

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